I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
