Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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