If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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