I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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