So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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