We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
are you so shy because you have an std?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You were trust falling into bushes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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