I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did