Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"