was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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