so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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