The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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