GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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