Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
