We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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