I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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