who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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