Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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