just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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