Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
and she was petting her beer can
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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