So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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