they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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