Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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