And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
