butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i believe in u and ur pee
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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