Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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