question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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