I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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