After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My feet surprised me
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