party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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