Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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