I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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