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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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