FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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