someone get that fucking seahorse.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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