Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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