I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
When are your genitals available?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
