If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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