i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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