The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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