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This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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