that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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