tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
where are you?
Hypothermia
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
