Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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