What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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