what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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