When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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