why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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