Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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