And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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