I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
