How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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