so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
