I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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