you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
4 words: hood of his car
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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